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Celebrating today...

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/April/shrimpscampiday.htm
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Full of win.

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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Is it sexual harassment to tell a coworker of the opposite sex that their fly is undone?

Discuss.
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and I leave you on this work day with this...

Obama pictures and McCain pictures
see Sarah Palin pictures
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So, to be answered wehn I get home...

Haddock...Salmon...or Swordfish... one of the three will be my dinner.

Which will it be... you decide!

Think of it as a fish battle royal where you are the booker and can result the finish.
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It is 2009 now.

Many people have gone on about how 2008 sucked for them, and for me, well, it only sucked 55%.

But that is a major improvement for many years because through this year I learned things and made my own realizations to try to get things accomplished in my life.

Around March I decided my goal in life was to be happy. I have achieved that goal, mostly. I am up in Boston, and I do get to see the people I care about on a semi-regular basis. I wish I did see them more often then I currently do now (which means more then once a month).

The only "goal" in regards to my happiness is to move again, but when I mean move, I mean, like, closer to Watertown, not to a far off place. Just so I can get to work easier, and have a better chance at seeing the people that, quite frankly, were one of the main reasons to move up to Boston.

The New Year started for me with my paycheck hitting the bank, and quite frankly, for me, this is a good year already.

Here is to everyone's true reason to make these resolutions and to try to make themselves better, to be happy.

Happy New Year.

Now bring out the bitches!
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I made it down to florida.

I will be sleeping in my nephew's room this week on the bottom bunk, because I didn't realize how bad my old mattress was.

The house is kicking up my allergies due to alot of smoke.
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This me doing my sassette_news impression, without being a skinny snarky redhead female.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/12/18/ungrateful_sallie_mae/
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Majel Barrett Roddenberry is dead.

This announcement brought to you by dashism who calls me the Reaper.
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You know, I was reading Questionable Content and I had this thought

...What if Aliens did try to go off and contact the world via the internet and not any other means for a "First contact."?

Would they immediately get "STFU n00b! lolz" and then the alien life form misinterpets this for "Come to our planet bitch and we'll eat your first born."

At least I know that I will not be the reason the world will end due to advanced alien technology...will you?
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At work, I have started picking up and reading various webcomics.

(if you have any suggestions let me know).

This though, made me die laughing.

http://xkcd.com/311/
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It's 9:40

It's 21 degrees F out
It feels like 8 F

What do I feel like eating?

Ice Cream
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I did an IC mortals post on terrydrehammer in honor of the mortals venue closing.
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I have finished reading Ctrl+Alt+Del

I now can go back to my regularly scheduled programing.
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A Printer Ink for a Canon Pixma 6000i photo printer
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I has a sweet potato

Read it, love it, my face hurts I had so much laughter.
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11x14 sized portfolio sheets.

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